When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie