Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When someone tells you them squats are paying off
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Everyone else having seconds. me
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me