When you get advice from the skinny guy
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds