Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
When you’re at the gym on a sunday and spot someone you saw last week
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you find out that once you get in shape, you still have to stay in shape
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you done 8 reps but know deep down you had 2 more in you
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When the holidays are over and you gotta go back to chicken rice everyday