When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When you do 45 mins of cardio for 3 months straight and lose 5 pounds just to gain it all back after one
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
Gym crush hi, how are you me
My face when a good song comes on during my workout
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When someone claims the exercise i am doing isn’t optimal
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 1 minutes for
When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When the joke isn’t funny but was told by your gym crush
How haters look when you keep getting better
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb