When you lose weight so celebrate by eating but then put it all back on
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
Person all you do is workout. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When your ex notices your gainz
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Me today is the day i smash my squat pr. my lower back
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail