The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
My face when i see a pic of myself before i had gainz
When the biggest guy in the gym calls you big man
When the gym staff know your name
My face in between sets, regretting all the decisions i made over the weekend that are now impacting my workout
99 of people when you try to explain the simplicity of losing weight from eating in a calorific deficit
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When chicken and broccoli are both on sale this week
Me i’m not gonna eat after 7pm. me at 9pm
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken