When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
Watching your friend take preworkout for the first time
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
When i say i look fat and no one says anything
When you ate too many calories for the day and didn’t meet your protein goals
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When someone claims the exercise i am doing isn’t optimal
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Person all you do is workout. me
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some