When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When the biggest guy in the gym calls you big man
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
When you find out that once you get in shape, you still have to stay in shape
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks