Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
Intermittent fasters when someone says so basically you’re just skipping breakfast
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
When i say i look fat and no one says anything
When the new guy warms up with your max
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me