When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
My face after a set of calf raises
When my gym crush uses the bench next to me
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
Everyone else having seconds. me
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you see someone move the pin down to a heavier weight when they’re done using the machine
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When someone asks me why i workout so much