When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When she notices your calves
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
Chicken breast on sale
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Me today is the day i smash my squat pr. my lower back
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you and your girl roasting each other but then she says at least i don’t have chicken legs