When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
Me after spotting a tripod in the gym and staring directly into the camera
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When the new guy warms up with your max
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When the supplement store employee tries to give you suggestions
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you realise you have less than 3 weeks to get in shape for your hols
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When you leave leg day for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives