Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you lose weight so celebrate by eating but then put it all back on
When you almost died on your last set and your partner starts adding more weight
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Me fully determined to bench two plates. my shoulders
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When the holidays are over and you gotta go back to chicken rice everyday
99 of people when you try to explain the simplicity of losing weight from eating in a calorific deficit
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me