When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you find low carb food you actually like
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When the gym is the most exciting part of the day, and that’s over