Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When the gym is the most exciting part of the day, and that’s over
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz