When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has a s
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Your new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit