Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice