When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
When a gym newbie offers training advice
That feeling when you hit a new pr
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you see someone who’s also bout gym life
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me