Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Gym crush hi, how are you me
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit