When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Chicken breast on sale
When you’re finally able to do 1 proper pullups but then see some mf do the same with weights
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
Powerlifters when they see someone do more than 2 reps
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When chicken and broccoli are both on sale this week
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
My face in between sets, regretting all the decisions i made over the weekend that are now impacting my workout
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been