Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has a s
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat