When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Sits down at a machine at the gym last person was weaker than me
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When your coworker brings in donuts
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix