When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When you get to the gym and it’s full of newbies
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat