When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When i see a regular outside of the gym
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves