The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When your coworker brings in donuts
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio