Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When a gym newbie offers training advice
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day