When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 2 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
When you finally see a free squat rack
The look i give people while on my meal plan
That feeling when you hit a new pr
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me