That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you see a gym bench finally available
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs