My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
Gym partner let’s try german volume training. me after the fifth set of squats
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in