Sits down at a machine at the gym last person was weaker than me
When you see someone training with perfect form
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
Gym crush hi, how are you me
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you finally see a free squat rack
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym