When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Everyone else having seconds. me
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top