When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When your ex notices your gainz
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential