When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When someone tells me you workout too much
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When someone accuses you of half repping squats