When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you’ve blown the diet and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with something sweet
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has a s
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio