When someone accuses you of half repping squats
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym