When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When your friends finally notice your gainz
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some