When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When someone tells me you workout too much
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie