When it’s friday, gym done for the week
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has a s
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me