Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When you inhale a dessert then look at the label and it says 3 servings
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When your friends finally notice your gainz
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When no one asks for my fitness advice
Took 3 scoops, no idea who or where i am
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name