Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When someone tells me you workout too much
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When your ex notices your gainz
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me