When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
Gym partner let’s try german volume training. me after the fifth set of squats
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me