When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When someone tells me you workout too much
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat