The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves