And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you see someone training with perfect form
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you get a free shaker with your protein
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me