When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When your gym crush notices your gainz
That feeling when you hit a new pr
When your gym buddy finally shows up