When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
Gym crush hi, how are you me
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When the gym staff know your name
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When someone performs 1 reps with your max
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me