When they putting clips on the smith machine
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Person all you do is workout. me
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Me fully determined to bench two plates. my shoulders
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
Gym partner let’s try german volume training. me after the fifth set of squats