When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When they putting clips on the smith machine
My face before my last squat set, wondering if it’s all worth it