When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats