Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
How haters look when you keep getting better
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you see someone curling in the squat rack